I have three ibuprofen for breakfast
With Synthroid, some Altace and juice
A big metaformin
To kick off the mornin’
Celexa to ward off the blues.
To keep my blood pressure quite steadfast
I swallow a small Microzide
Plus a blue Ramipril
That I believe will
Help my old heart keep beating in stride.
Oxybutinin is part of my repast
To control how I’ll pee through the day
There’s Azo to poop
Estrogen to make whoop
And some Beano to keep farts at bay.
This keeps me alive until nightfall,
When gladly, I will get to choose
What I’ll take to survive until morning:
A strong, healthy glass of good booze.