I choke on some rice
Which makes me cough
Which makes me sneeze
Which makes me pee
Which makes me wonder
Why anyone should want to join me for dinner
As every pipe in my body
Simultaneously bursts forth
And attempts to expel its contents.
Urine, snot, and spit pour out effortlessly
Before one lousy grain of rice starts to dislodge.
I’m not quite sure it’s out…
But oh, I’ve given a performance.