Jeopardy’s over. Let’s watch M*A*S*H*.
Isn’t there anything else?
It’s 2019. We’ve watched M*A*S*H* every night since 1981.
Remember when we were dating? We used to call each other, long distance, and watch it together.
We only talked during commercials.
And our parents paid the phone bills.
So put it on.
Oh, I remember this one.